❌ YOU ARE NOT A PIECE OF FLAT PACK FURNITURE ❌
You are a one of a kind, hand crafted piece of beauty lovingly made by a master cabinetmaker…
… that isn’t built by following a set of brain-fuckingly awful picture-only instructions on a conveyer belt…
… with three dowels missing! 😉
⛔️ You don’t fit into the same cardboard box as every other Billy bookcase.
⛔️ You aren’t sat on racking in the self-serve furniture warehouse waiting for any ol’ scrote to pick you up.
⛔️ You don’t have the cheapest hot dogs and ice cream known to man next to your door.
So let’s stop trying to fit you into a template, into a one size fits all ‘route to success’, shall we?
📣 Let’s get you on a bespoke pathway to really nailing your message, getting gusto behind it, making content (on any platform) effortless, building the relationships that are right for you in a way that feels amazing and becoming magnetic-like to your ideal clients…
In a way that’s unique to YOU.
👑 No one else will do it the same as you…
👑 No one else will have what you do….
👑 No one else can ever do it like you…
COS YOU WEREN’T BORN IN IKEA!
Me n thee can do this together, with zero allen keys in sight 💜
The whole process, start to finish, with YOU at the heart of the powerhouse!
👉🏼 2 places on my flagship UNLEASH YOUR INNER QUEEN™ programme are opening up in Feb 👑
Just you and me for 12 weeks to get your shit sorted once and for all 🎉
Send me a DM with any questions you’ve got about it.
⚠️ (I actually will only be working 1:1 with 2 people… not marketing bollocks that we so often see on t’interweb… just two places!)