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❌ YOU ARE NOT A PIECE OF FLAT PACK FURNITURE ❌

You are a one of a kind, hand crafted piece of beauty lovingly made by a master cabinetmaker…

… that isn’t built by following a set of brain-fuckingly awful picture-only instructions on a conveyer belt…

… with three dowels missing! πŸ˜‰

Amirite? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

⛔️ You don’t fit into the same cardboard box as every other Billy bookcase.

⛔️ You aren’t sat on racking in the self-serve furniture warehouse waiting for any ol’ scrote to pick you up.

⛔️ You don’t have the cheapest hot dogs and ice cream known to man next to your door.

Ami-still-rite?!

So let’s stop trying to fit you into a template, into a one size fits all ‘route to success’, shall we?

πŸ“£ Let’s get you on a bespoke pathway to really nailing your message, getting gusto behind it, making content (on any platform) effortless, building the relationships that are right for you in a way that feels amazing and becoming magnetic-like to your ideal clients…

In a way that’s unique to YOU.

πŸ‘‘ No one else will do it the same as you…

πŸ‘‘ No one else will have what you do….

πŸ‘‘ No one else can ever do it like you…

COS YOU WEREN’T BORN IN IKEA!

Me n thee can do this together, with zero allen keys in sight πŸ’œ

The whole process, start to finish, with YOU at the heart of the powerhouse!

πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 places on my flagship UNLEASH YOUR INNER QUEENβ„’ programme are opening up in Feb πŸ‘‘

Just you and me for 12 weeks to get your shit sorted once and for all πŸŽ‰

Send me a DM with any questions you’ve got about it.

⚠️ (I actually will only be working 1:1 with 2 people… not marketing bollocks that we so often see on t’interweb… just two places!)