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WHO?

Holly Barras: Queen of:

👑 Instagram

👑 Shit-hot money-making biznesses

👑 Teenage twatbags

👑 Overcoming life’s buckets of absolute wank

Also Queen of sticking ones up at regurgitated quotes, in favour of original ones, like:
“Everything we do should lead to happiness, otherwise,
WTF’s the fucking point?”

Hey bitch. I’m Holly, and if you’re offended by bitch, bitch bye 😉

There’s a reason I speak like this.

I’ve been through every wanky shit-show life can throw.

Still here?

Sweet, I like you already.

 

Now, brace your eyes as I tell it how it fucking is…

BORING BIT YOU CAN TOTALLY SKIP…

When my tits were perkier than the cast of Glee (the alive ones, anyway), I trained as a graphic designer, and then, fuck knows why, a primary school teacher…

…yeah, I know, wtactualf.

I decided I liked money so fucked that off and went into business management where I made a shit tonne of sales. Did that for 19 years.

Don’t like to brag, but I was pretty amazing, cos likes don’t pay for brunch, right?

 

THIS BIT’S MORE INTERESTING…

My kid died. And my other kid got cancer.

So, my boss let me go. Obvs.

Also walked out of an uber toxic marriage that was as much fun as pink eye.

He fucked me over and fucked off.

I was left bankrupt. Financially. Emotionally. All the fucking ally-s.

The hope of happiness was legit all I had left.

…except for a hormonal girl teen and a cancer kid.

So, I made ‘creating happiness’ my life goal.

AND THIS BIT’S WHY YOU MIGHT GIVE A SHIT…

In 2016, I got fucking serious and set up my Instagram biz.

Now, in 2020, I put out content to 4 million people A WEEK, through the Insta accounts I manage.

I’ve worked with 100s of fucking brilliant business owners and upped their Insta-game to the point where they’re slinging sales like monkeys sling shit.

I set up my membership called: ‘The QUEENDOM’ that serves personal brands with ALL THE FUCKING THINGS they’ll ever need to make Insta a shit-hot sales machine.

I’m no bullshit… can you tell?

But ultimately, I abso-shitting-lutely make eyes-wide-mazing things happen from nothing.

Oh yeah, and I’m actually a really nice person.

TIME TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER?

Are you ready to join me and your other Queenlets, and finally give a damn ’bout The Gram? Course you are,